McDowell's

They got the Big Mac, we got the Big Mick.

All shirts are men (unisex) sized Gildan Softstyle. Like the name suggests, these are pretty soft shirts. If you like cactus-style shirts, check elsewhere.

Some details for those nerds that like details:

• 100% preshrunk ring spun cotton-because laundry surprises are overrated.
• Sport Grey: 90% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester-because even cotton needs a little backup singer.
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem-because I believe in overachieving seams.
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Modern Classic Fit
• 5/8" rib collar

Size Matters:

Size XS: The "tiny but mighty" size

For when your style is big, but your t-shirt needs to be extra small. Fits someone who can probably fit into a phone booth (if they existed anymore).

Best for: Super humans who can rock a t-shirt without taking over the world.

Size S: The Classic Slim-Fit Legend

Ah, the classic Small. This size is for those who walk into a room and instantly make people say, “Is that a model, or just a person with great taste in T-shirts?” It's the Goldilocks of T-shirts—not too tight, not too loose. It’s perfect for all your coffee shop selfies and spontaneous karaoke performances.

Best for: People who love a flattering fit but don’t want to send the message that they’re ready to be on a beach photo shoot. Perfect for looking chic without breaking a sweat.

Size M: The “I’m Just Here for the Laughs” Fit

Medium is the Goldilocks size for those who want comfort with a hint of style. It’s like the middle seat in a convertible car—just the right amount of space without feeling like you’re slouching on your own personal cloud. If you enjoy the occasional nap on the couch or getting into “good trouble,” this size is perfect for you.

Best for: People who like their T-shirts a little roomier, but not too much. It’s a shirt that says, “I’m ready for a good time, but not too much of a good time.”

Size L: The Shirt That’s Big Enough to Lounge In

Large is for when you want your shirt to be a comfortable companion, like a loyal pet who always knows when it’s time for a nap. It’s the ideal size for spreading out, relaxing, and owning your space—whether it’s on the couch or in the middle of a music festival.

Best for: People who enjoy plenty of room to move, whether that’s for dancing or awkwardly trying to hug someone you haven’t seen in years.

Size XL: The Roomy, Yet Ready-for-Anything Fit

XL is for those who appreciate the freedom to breathe, and stretch. This size is a love letter to comfort. It’s the t-shirt equivalent of a hammock in your closet—ready to be worn when you just need to relax, unwind, and fully embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Best for: People who know that sometimes the best part of the day is putting on a shirt that makes you feel like you’re in your own personal cloud. Also, perfect for anyone who plans to eat an entire pizza and still feel fabulous.

Size 2XL: The “Big and Bold” Champion

This size is for those of you who believe more is definitely more. You like your T-shirts like you like your coffee: Big and overflowing with flavor. Whether you're a bodybuilder, a chill giant, or someone who just loves the idea of owning the biggest, most comfortable shirt possible, 2XL is here to support your lifestyle.

Best for: The kind of person who enjoys making a statement, whether that statement is "I’m here for a good time," or "I’m here to change the world and still have room to snack."

Size 3XL: The Shirt for the Boldest of Souls

3XL is the ultimate expression of comfort, freedom, and the I don’t care who sees my awesomeness attitude. This is for those who believe there’s no such thing as too much comfort or style. If your spirit animal is a couch or a giant, well, now your T-shirt can match that energy.

Best for: The fearless T-shirt connoisseur who believes in maximum comfort and maximum style. Bonus points if you're planning to nap through an entire Netflix series in it.

Pro-Tip:

When in doubt, size up. Our shirts are made to be loved, so if you’re between sizes, we recommend going with the bigger size. You can always tuck it in if you’re feeling fancy, or rock the oversized look with total confidence. Either way, you’ll look great—and feel even better.

Size (in inches)