Shipping Policies

 

Shipping Policy

Thanks for shopping with t-shirt guy! You’re not just a customer—you’re now part of my t-shirt family. Below are the shipping terms and conditions:

How I Ship: The Quest Begins

Process Time: 

I try my best to process all t-shirts within 1 business day because I know the world can’t wait to see you in your new favorite shirt. I move faster than a toddler who’s just spotted candy, fueled by coffee and the sheer determination to get you looking cool ASAP. 

But remember, I’m just one guy, not Amazon Prime. But occasionally, life happens—like printer tantrums, rogue coffee spills, or an epic battle with packing tape. If I take a little longer, just know I’m probably wrestling your t-shirt into the mail like it’s a wild animal. I promise it’ll be worth the wait—good jokes take time, and so do great t-shirts. I will let you know if there is a delay of any sorts.


Packing Magic:

Each shirt is lovingly folded by hand and packed into a box so pristine, you’ll think it’s been blessed by the T-shirt gods. My one-man team of highly-trained packaging experts handles each order like it’s the last one on Earth.

Shipping Options (Choose Your Adventure):

    • Standard Shipping: Your shirt will leave our humble headquarters and travel to you via ground transportation, possibly in a car, truck, or a delivery dragon. It may take 2-5 business days to arrive, depending on how many snacks the delivery person stops to eat on the way.
    • Expedited Shipping: If you need that shirt yesterday (we get it, you're excited), we’ll speed up the process with a magical process called “expedited shipping,” where time is bent, space is warped, and your shirt gets to you faster than you can say "That’s a funny shirt!"
    • "Free local delivery? You bet! If you’re in the Denver area or nearby towns, I’ll personally hop in my t-shirt-mobile (it’s just my car, but cooler because it’s full of t-shirts) and hand-deliver your order like a modern-day hero—minus the cape. It’s free, it’s local, and you might even get a friendly wave or awkward small talk as a bonus. Who says good things don’t come straight to your door?"